Smiley Stories & More: Top Ten Good Things About Smiling

TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT SMILING
1.	It's less work than frowning.
2.	It's free, legal, and nonfattening.
3.	It shows off all that expensive dental work.
4.	It makes you look innocent.
5.	It gives your mouth something to do when you're not eating or talking.
6.	It's so distracting, no one notices you dressed in the dark.
7.	It helps you look like the "after" picture instead of the "before" picture.
8.	It makes everyone wonder what you've been up to.
9.	It can make you look scary and unstable so people won't mess with you.
10.	It gives you those cute little dimples that no one can resist.